Monday, May 7, 2012

St. Jerome's

155 Rivington St. (btw Clinton & Suffolk)
NYC, NY 10002
(212) 533-1810

Bathroom situation - 2 in the way back part, both unisex. The one on the left is huge and tatted up. The one on the right has a missing doorknob, but it’s ok cuz the knob-hole has been filled in with duct tape and you can hold the door closed from the toilet if you have to sit down (so that’s a big “Phew!” for the ladies, I’d imagine).
Takes credit cards? - Yeah they do, but don’t do that. Speaking of don’t...how many folks out here thought it was “Downtown Abbey” for the longest?
Crowded on weekends? - oh hell yeah, fuckin’ right. Exhausting those max capacity signs is a must.
Seating - 4ish booths on the left wall, 8-10ish stools at the bar, and room for a small bachelor party in the bathroom on the left side. Oh yeah, as mentioned above, the one on the left is big. Plus it has a functional lock.
Neighborhood - so close to the heart of the LES that you may as well be suckin its tits on the subway (right, Blossom?).

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